It's family vacation time, and in an era of backseat DVD players and jaded youth, we asked the operators of five lower-key attractions how they've adapted to compete in the Spielbergian, conglomerate-driven entertainment universe.
Just noticed a small family of these guys sunning themsleves on my rockpile. It's interesting that they have set up a home just a few feet from my Dad's old truck. He absolutely hated snakes...
Bush and Kerry do a little sing along and let us know exactly how they feel about each other.
I got this as an email on Friday, July 16th...and then saw it (played in full) on CNN three days later. Some things just strike a nerve. (or, slow news day)
I have to admit, I was more than a little curious last night as I was flipping through the channels and saw that ABC Family channel was showing Blazing Saddles !! I caught it at a commercial and just had to see just how this could be...I mean, ABC is owned by Disney !! And, this was on the Family Channel of all places. I knew that it was going to have to be edited and I wanted to see just what they were able to keep in.
I was amazed as they came back from commercial to the scene of a group of cowboys sitting around a fire eating beans. Of course we all know what happens next. But instead of hearing the usual outcome of a bean supper, the censors had filled the space with random horse neighs and winnies. The cowboys still made faces, did the lean, etc. but to someone who may have never seen the movie before, it must of been pretty confusing when someone said "More beans Mr. Taggert?" and he replies "I'd say you boys have had enough!" while waving is hat through the air. Come on now....they really needed to cut out the fart noises??!! Maybe the editors haven't seen the Sponge Bob or even Rug Rats lately.
I could only take about 5 more minutes as complete scenes were cut out and others were just (badly) dubbed.
My confusion lies in that I can't figure out why they even bothered. Surely, they could of found something else to put on that was entertaining without going through the considerable effort of hacking this classic to death.
Spice it up a little...you'll be smarter in the end. At the very least, hold the remote in the opposite hand once in a while.
"Neurobic exercise is one that involves the use of one or more or your senses in a novel way, engages your attention, and adds an unexpected element to a routine activity."
As in the glassy pond itself on a still morning, you can look into Thoreau and see a reflection of the person you might like to be. Henley put it well when he said, "Thoreau was everyman, and he chose Walden to be his everyplace."
So this guy gets the bright idea to give away free copies of Henry's book in the parking lot of the park. Not so fast...what about book sales at the gift shop ??!! Is it the words, the packaging or the ideas that are really important for a visitor to take away from Walden.
Henry would have surely enjoyed the irony but without the added publicity that permeates all of life today. Let's see if he heads North to give away copies "The Maine Woods"....that truly will show his commitment to the cause since his actions will definitely cause less of a reaction up there. (If he sees anyone at all!)
Part of me agrees with his principle but I'd hate to risk any of the money that helps keep Walden special.
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A. Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Tuesday, July 13, 2004
Successful hills are here to stay, everything must be this way. Gentle streets where people play, welcome to the soft parade. All our lives we sweat and save, building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say, somehow to defend this place. Everything must be this way, everything must be this way. Jim Morrison- The Soft Parade
Nothing like Spring fly-fishing in Maine when its 40 degrees with 30mph winds !!
I'm a little tired of the ".... on Steroids." ad campaigns. With 30 years of Bee history to pull from, you think they'd come up with (or recycle) something a little more creative.
Story Land's location in the White Mountains means that green space, trees, and scenic views are important features of the park, which sits on 35 acres of hilly terrain. The rides and attractions are built into the natural features of the landscape.
It's big, it's boxy, it's slow....perfect for people with no place to go and all day to do it in. Why do I get the sense that this would be one giant shuffleboard/bingo tournament ?
It's yet to be determined if coconuts, swallows (laden and unladen), Sir not appearing in the film, Tim the Enchanter, the Knights who say Ni or large wooden badgers will also be making an appearance on Broadway next year.
"The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time." Terence Mann - Field of Dreams
Got to thinkin about this movie the other day....just couldn't get the thought of "Andy" paying off his neighbors to act normal so he can sell the house.
"When Andy and Elizabeth buy a farm in Vermont, they can't imagine the trouble that awaits them. Andy has quit his job as a sports journalist and is planning to use the peace and quiet of the country to write the Great American Novel. From the moment the movers' truck gets lost with their furniture, though, there's little peace and less quiet. From a manical mailman to a dead body buried in the garden, Andy is distracted by the town and its wacky inhabitants."