Bus ride

A woman holding a baby gets on a bus. The bus driver looks at them and says, "Damn, That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

In a huff the woman slams her money into the farebox and goes to the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sees she's agitated and asks what's wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumes. "That's outrageous!" says the man.

"He's a public servant and shouldn't be insulting passengers."

"You 're right! the woman says. "I think I'll go up there and give him a piece of my mind!"

"That's a good idea," says the man. "I'll hold your monkey."